Edward: I was hoping to have a day off. I have an interview with a very prestigious law firm.
Philip: Oh, I have a very busy today, Edward. Can't you postpone it?
Edward: Of course. I'd be happy to.
Philip: Okay.
Edward: I'll just wait another eight months.
Philip: Go to the interview, Edward.
Edward: Thank you, sir. Thank you again. And again, and again.
Will: Ed, you want me to get you some knee pads?