Quote from Philip in Winner Takes Off
Philip: Okay, somebody bury this. Carlton: Dad, are you crazy? Philip: Look, if I read this story, it'll be the biggest mistake I've ever made. Will: I don't know about that, Uncle Phil. Remember them plaid shorts you wore last summer? Philip: [chuckles] Look, let me tell you boys something about women. Now, if I read it and say I like it she'll think I'm just trying to make her happy. If I say I don't like it, she'll stop trying to make me happy.