Quote from Will in Mommy Nearest
Will: Aunt Viv, I got the cake you wanted for the family reunion. Vivian: Good. Will: And guess what's in here? Carlton: It's round, it's rubber and you'll never use it. Will: Carlton, can we please keep your hand puppet out of this? Look, it's a California's driver's license. Carlton: I think you're confused, Will. You need a license to drive a car, not steal one. Will: I'm sorry, Carlton, I didn't understand you, I don't speak pygmy.