Quote from Carlton in The Cold War
Carlton: I guess I'll be honest, too. You remember when Letisha suddenly stopped calling you? Will: Yeah. Carlton: Well, I told her you worship Satan. Will: All right, all right, all right. Fair is fair. I'm a man. I can live with that. I can live with that. Carlton: Wait, there's more. You notice how Ashley has been acting very funny around you lately? Will: Yeah. Carlton: Well, I told her you shave your legs.