Quote from Philip in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Vivian: Freeze, bubble-butt! Will: Oh, this could get ugly. Vivian: Philip, what do you have to say for yourself? Philip: Uh... Uh... Uh... Will: Good answer, Admiral Stockdale. Vivian: Philip, this is very important to me. I mean, after all, you missed all the other births of your other children. Philip: Well, it wasn't my fault. Fathers weren't allowed in the delivery room back then. Vivian: Well, they are now, and I would like you to share this experience. Philip: Well, I intend to. I will be pacing up and down in the waiting room where a man's supposed to be.