Quote from Carlton in Asses to Ashes
Carlton: Better. I'm going to clinch the election by getting an influential person to endorse him. Watch and learn. [on the phone] Hello, is President Bush there? Carlton. Carlton Banks. It's personal. Will: [covers the phone] Carlton, are you by any chance an idiot? Carlton: Not available? Perhaps you should let George know that as Alternate Assistant Treasurer to the Bel-Air Junior Republicans, I'm in a position to scratch his back if he'll scratch mine, capische? Hello?