Will: Hey, Ms. Winfrey.
Oprah Winfrey: Will, I'll tell you what. You know, after all we've been through, you can call me Oprah.
Will: You got it, Ope... Oprah. You know, your initials, O.W? Did anybody ever tell you that spells "ow"?
Oprah Winfrey: Uh-huh. I knew that.
Will: Look, Oprah I hope I didn't mess your show up too much. And I'm really sorry for the way I acted.
Oprah Winfrey: Listen, don't you apologize, because I'm thinking it was a great experience.
Will: Really?
Oprah Winfrey: Absolutely. As a matter of fact, here...
Will: What's this?
Oprah Winfrey: Two free tickets to the Donahue Show. Tell Phil Oprah said, "Hi."
Will: She likes me.