Vivian: What's all this excitement?
Hilary: We're all going to be on Oprah.
Will: We're all gonna be on Oprah.
Hilary: And it's all thanks to Trevor.
Trevor: Well...
Philip: Wait a minute. Trevor, why should Oprah care anything about us?
Trevor: Well, actually, Phil, she doesn't, you're nobody.
Hilary: But Alexis, the woman who books the show, is an old friend of Trevor's. I kind of got the feeling she had a crush on you.
Trevor: Well... Actually, she had the cutest little nickname for me.
Ashley: What was it?
Trevor: God.