Quote from Geoffrey in Boys in the Woods
Will: Hey, good morning, G. Geoffrey: Good morning, Master William. So, ready for the big camping expedition? Will: Please, man, I'm from Philly. To me, a wilderness experience is dating a girl who don't shave her legs. Geoffrey: My uncle Reggie always insisted the woods were safer than the cities. Until the day he died. Will: Word? Yo, how'd he die? Geoffrey: He was eaten by wolves.