Quote from Will in Here Comes the Judge
Will: Man, this has been the worst day of my life. And as soon as I see Jazz, I'm going to make it the worst day of his. Carlton: Will, you seem embittered. Jail will do that to a man. Now that you've done hard time, a book may be in order. Criminals sell. I can sell criminals. You're a criminal. Will: Really? And you're too short to ride the teacup ride at Disneyland.