Trevor: [on TV] I'm standing outside the LA Recreational Center on Pico Boulevard. The people you see behind me all have one thing in common.
Hilary: Yeah, polyester. Except for that guy holding the microphone. He's kind of cute. I wonder why I've never seen him before.
Will: Probably 'cause this is the news and he's never been on Studs.
Hilary: Doesn't matter. He wouldn't be interested in me anyway. I have no job. I have no self-esteem. I'm nobody.