Quote from Philip in Hilary Gets a Job
Carlton: Dad, if you'd put a bell around her neck we'd at least know when she was coming. Philip: Shut up, Carlton. Carlton: Okey-dokey. Philip: Hilary, you're a 23-year-old woman living in your parents' pool house. You haven't had a job in over two months. What do you have to say for yourself? Hilary: I'm not pregnant. Philip: Honey. Sweetheart, I don't want to be too hard on you. The hell I don't. Get a job.