Jazz: When did you get back?
Will: I just got back this morning, man.
Jazz: Man, welcome home. Later. [closes door]
Will: Jazz! Jazz!
Jazz: Weren't you just here?
Will: I've been gone all summer. Isn't there something else you'd like to say to me?
Jazz: Now that you mention it, yeah. You dating Whoopi Goldberg?
Will: How about "come in," man? I need a place to crash.
Jazz: Whoa. You got a place to crash. A mansion with a pool, a tennis court and a toilet that flushes without using a coat hanger.
Will: Not no more, man.
Jazz: Dang, your toilet broke, too?