Will: Hello there, Agnes. My, that's a lovely tattoo. You know, the knife dripping blood really sets off your eyes.
Agnes: I did it myself. So what you got?
Will: We have this lovely, expensive bracelet.
Agnes: $200.
Carlton: For an ordinary bracelet but not okay for one that formerly belonged to Catherine the Great.
Agnes: The one-armed chick that works the corner of Hollywood and Vine? She a class act. Okay, $300.
Will: Oh, did we mention that it ain't stolen?
Agnes: Okay, $400. But that's only 'cause I think your short friend here is kind of cute. Hey, small stuff you wanna come back here and check out the rest of my merchandise?