Quote from Carlton in Vying for Attention
Carlton: Will, look, I know how you feel about Robert but you're not the only one who gets jealous. I mean, how do you think I felt when you moved in? Will: What, you was jealous of me? Carlton: Sure. You're tall, you're good at basketball, the babes love you. Of course, none of that will help you in the corporate world, but for the next year or so you're sitting pretty. Will: You know, it was real nice of you to come down here, man. You ain't seeing my girlfriend or nothing, are you? Carlton: Will, I just want you to know if your mom abandons you and gets married you'll always have me. Because well, you're like the brother I've always wanted.