Carlton: Dad, if you want to play hardball with the movers and shakers you've got to get up first thing in the morning, head out and buy yourself some stone washed jeans.
Will: You know, that's a good idea, Carlton. All that denim will take his clients' eyes off his bald spot.
Philip: I have no problem being bald.
Carlton: Yeah, there's nothing wrong with a receding hairline.
Will: That's more like a hair cul-de-sac.
Vivian: Oh, this is ridiculous. Besides baldness is dignified.
Will: Yeah, it's also hereditary.
Carlton: Aah!