Carlton: Will, you shouldn't be eating that garbage! Everyone knows, while you're in training no fats, no chocolate, and no women!
Will: Then I should probably cancel my date with that fat, chocolate woman.
Carlton: Will, you pitiful Maalox poster child. Get that grease buffet out of here and let's go to the game. Malibu Prep is playing Brentley High tonight and I want you to check out Malibu's guard, Marcus Stokes.
Will: I'm from Philly, homes, ain't nobody from Malibu gonna beat me in basketball. [as Muhammad Ali] Besides, I'm the greatest, I'm a bad man, and I'm pretty.