Quote from Vivian in Hilary Gets a Life
Philip: Carlton, $90 for a pair of socks? That's ridiculous. Vivian: It certainly is! Um, honey, that's $9. Philip: Oh. Ashley, how could you manage to charge $80 worth of trinkets on our account at the drug store? Vivian: That's 80 cents. Sweetie, do you think you need to get your eyes checked? Philip: Don't be ridiculous, Vivian. Vivian: This has been going on for months. If you move the TV any closer to the bed I'll be sleeping with Jay Leno.