Vy: Will! Hey! What is that under your nose?
Will: I'm sorry. It's my mustache, Mom. Yeah, I know, you hate it.
Vy: No, no, baby, it looks great. Everything is great. Even your Aunt Helen's mustache is great.
Will: Wait, hold it. "Everything is great"? Mom, you okay?
Vy: Baby, listen, these days I'm seeing life in a whole new, wonderful way. This cup is not half empty, it's half full.
Will: Is it half full of Scotch?