Philip: Well, Mama, I've got a busy day planned for you tomorrow. They're having a solitaire tournament out at the Bide-Away Retirement Villas and after that there's a pudding buffet.
Hattie: Oh-wee. Sounds like fun, but I don't think I can take all that excitement.
Will: Hey, hold up. I don't know, Granny. Last week they served tapioca. Man, the cops had to break that joint up.