Hilary: Well, we could do that a lot better than you could...
Ashley: Sew a dress. I saw it on The Brady Bunch.
Carlton: You're on.
Will: Another planet, man. I ain't sewing no dress.
Hilary: In other words, you can't sew no dress.
Will: Well, what? Are you crazy? We'd do a dress like that. [snaps fingers]
Carlton: And that includes a full smocking and smart pleat.
Ashley: Then it's set. The loser has to help Alice in the kitchen. I mean Geoffrey.