Carlton: This equal-opportunity thing has gone just a little too far. I can't believe they're letting girls play on my intramural baseball team.
Hilary: Ooh, next thing you know, they'll be letting us vote.
Carlton: Don't even get me started on that issue. Women have their place, but men are the cornerstone of civilization. Not only are we good at men-things, but we're good at women-things, too.
Ashley: I can't believe you're serious. Hilary and I could do a so-called man-thing a lot better than either of you could do a so-called woman-thing.
Carlton: Would you care to place a little wager? I bet you couldn't... Couldn't, um...
Will: Assemble an exercise bike. Oh, my goodness. We got one right here!