Philip: How much? What's it cost? And will I get sued?
Will: Actually, now that you mention it, I could use, like, 200 bones for the homecoming.
Philip: Well, fine. I'll write you a check. You know, Will, I never thought I'd say this but you've become like one of my own. I could close my eyes, and I'd swear I'm talking to Carlton.
Vivian: Hi, Will. Are you all right?
Will: Well, Uncle Phil... Uncle Phil just said that I was just like one of your kids. He said I was just like C- He said I was just like... your son. [clears throat]
Vivian: Oh, and you are, sweetheart. And it's about time he realized it.
[Will shakes his head to camera]