Quote from Ashley in The Mother of All Battles
Ashley: Thanks, Will. But what I really need to know is how to kick someone's butt. Will: Oh, word up. Carlton getting on your nerves, too? Ashley: It's not Carlton. It's this girl Paula Hoover. If I don't give her my lunch, she hits me. And tomorrow at 3:00, she's gonna beat me up whether I feed her or not. Will: Well, I happen to know she ain't gonna be beating you up. Ashley: Why? Did she die? Will: No. I'm gonna teach you how to defend yourself.