Hilary: Mom, Dad, I'm so glad you're home. I have exciting news about my job.
Philip: What is it?
Hilary: Well, I'm not going to just tell you. That's no fun. Guess.
Ashley: Did you sell a painting at the gallery?
Hilary: No.
Philip: Did you get a promotion?
Hilary: No.
Will: Did you get fired?
Hilary: No, I quit.
Phil & Vivian: What?
Will: Yo, I was definitely the closest.