Quote from Will in The Ethnic Tip
Will: And the way that you write your "A" shows you're intelligent and playful. Ashley: Wow, you can tell all that from just my signature? Will: Yup. Ashley: That's amazing. Hilary: Do me, do me! Will: Sign right there, under Ashley. Hilary: Okay. So what do you see about me? Will: Well, the bold vertical strokes show that you're impulsive. The large capital letters show that you're committed. And the little smiley face you use to dot your "l" shows that you got way too much time on your hands. Hilary: That's all true. Who does it say I'm going to marry? Will: "Handsome movie star, who will only be happy if you spend obscene amounts of money." Hilary: You're good.