Carlton: I don't know where this Christmas thing's going, but I've got bigger fish to fry. I've got to raise $600 more for my Glee Club ski trip.
Will: Give you $1 if you shave your head.
Carlton: I've booked the Alligaroos to sing at a bunch of Christmas parties. So if we make enough money, on December 26 we'll all be. [mimes skiing]
Will: Imitating Jerry Lewis?