Will: Did you memorize that list of things I gave you to do at dinner tonight?
Hilary: Yes.
Will: Well, just to be on the safe side, let's have a little pop quiz. Number one: Any time Uncle Phil takes a drink, what do you do?
Hilary: I compliment you.
Will: Yes! Now, did you memorize the list of compliments?
Hilary: Yes.
Will: Okay, very good. Number two: Any time anyone says "Hilary," what do you do?
Hilary: I bark like a dog.
Will: That's right! See you at dinner.
Hilary: Will, if you have an ounce of compassion, you'll let me off the hook.
Will: Yeah, that's a good point. No, we'll do it anyway.