Hilary: Oh, and this is his latest: He gave me a list of embarrassing things I have to do at dinner tomorrow night.
Carlton: That's awful. Is he making you clean his room?
Hilary: No.
Carlton: Will you clean mine? [smiles]
Hilary: Carlton.
Carlton: I'm sorry, Hilary, but this is too good to be true. Why should Will have all the fun?
Hilary: Why, you little-
Carlton: Dad?
Hilary: I hate you!
Carlton: Be that as it may, I want these debate cards typed by tomorrow morning. Double-spaced.