Vivian: If Geoffrey is interested, I don't see any harm in introducing him to a nice woman.
Philip: Oh, here she goes.
Will: Here what goes?
Philip: Your poor Aunt Vivian seems to think she's a matchmaker.
Carlton: In her mind, she's the Chuck Woolery of Bel-Air.
Vivian: It's not just my opinion, Carlton. When I was in college, I introduced three couples and they all got married.
Philip: And by your fifth reunion, they were all divorced.
Vivian: Look, I just get them to the altar. After that, they're on their own.