[fantasy:]
Will: [answers phone] Hello.
Malcolm-Jamal Warner: Hey, Will, what's up? This is Malcolm.
Will: Yo! What up, home?
Malcolm-Jamal Warner: Listen, I'm going on this date tonight. And I really want to impress this girl, and I was wondering if maybe I could tell her I know you?
Will: Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm. Look, I understand your instinct but you shouldn't try to impress a girl with who you know. I mean, it's much better that she like you just for yourself. If she gets to know the Malcolm I know, I don't think she'll be able to resist.
Malcolm-Jamal Warner: Thanks a lot, Will. Man, I don't know what I would do without you as a close, personal friend. Peace, man.
Will: Hey, peace, babe.