Quote from Will in Bang the Drum, Ashley
Philip: You will drive her to her class, you will wait for her there, and you will bring her home. Will: Oh, come on, man, I got to sit through a hour of them scratchy violins? Philip: Will, you might learn something. Will: Yeah, the same thing I learned from banging my head against a pole: Don't do it again. Philip: This is your new job. Wednesdays you are Ashley's driver. Understood? Will: Yes'm. I'll be more than happy to drive you to the Piggly Wiggly, Miss Daisy.