Quote from Philip in I, Stank Hole in One
Ashley: Hi, Daddy. Philip: Don't you "hi, Daddy" me. Just when were you planning on telling me about your little soft-core drink commercial? Ashley: [to Will] You. Philip: We would've found out eventually. Will: Yeah, even though they're not showing that much of her face. Ashley: I don't believe this. You're both being hypocrites. You sit there glued to the set anytime Baywatch comes on. Philip: [stammers] Well, that's only because I have trouble sleeping and the sound of the waves gently caressing the shore helps relax me.