Quote from Carlton in I, Stank Hole in One
Carlton: Oh. And this was when he was just a yearling. Oh, and look, this is when he won his first race. Look, Will. Will: Carlton, I ain't trying to be looking at that horse all day, man. Now, look, just watch some TV and take your mind off of it, all right? Man: [on TV] Hello. I'm Mister Ed. Carlton: [wails] You bastard!