Philip: Geoffrey, I have known you for years. You will be a great father.
Geoffrey: But, sir, I don't know anything about him. I don't know what his interests are. I don't even know whether he would prefer a loose or a firm pleat.
Philip: Geoffrey, you will have plenty of time to find everything out.
Geoffrey: Had I known I was a father, I would've known all this. I would have been there.
Philip: I know you would have.
Geoffrey: I'm so nervous. I just don't want to let him down.
Philip: Geoffrey, you will do fine. Just be yourself.
Geoffrey: Does that mean I don't have to play catch with him?
Philip: That's right.
Geoffrey: Oh, good. Then he doesn't have to know his dad throws like a girl.