Philip: Just how pregnant are you?
Hilary: Who said I was pregnant? I said I was gonna have a baby.
Will: I think Aunt Viv must've dropped the ball on that little girl-girl talk.
Philip: Hilary, you're not making any sense.
Hilary: I'm not pregnant yet. I'm gonna go down to one of those fertility clinics and find a donor. After Will and I went to the hospital, I realized what was missing in my life. I need a baby.
Philip: Oh. [chuckles] Are you insane? Do you have any idea what having a baby entails, huh? This is madness. A baby is a lifetime commitment. A commitment that a couple makes. A baby is not a pick-me-up. Scotch is a pick-me-up. Damn that, Geoffrey.
Hilary: Daddy, I didn't come here for your permission, I came here for your blessing.