Philip: Let's get the hell out of here.
Will: Oh, hey, what are we gonna tell Aunt Viv?
Philip: Will, Will, here's another very important lesson. When you have a chronic back problem and you go for a therapeutic massage and wind up in a house of ill-repute, which is subsequently raided and you are arrested by mistake... never tell your wife. Hmm? Poof.
Will: Oh, you are definitely the master. Let's go get some of them tiny onions.