Lieutenant Hendricks: Well, well, well, what do we have here? It's an honor, Your Honor.
Philip: Ha-ha-ha. That's very amusing, Hendricks. Look, why don't you save us all a lot of trouble and just drop this nonsense?
Lieutenant Hendricks: It's not up to me to drop it only the DA can make that call, but I thought you'd know that.
Philip: Look, the DA is not gonna file on this. It's garbage. Nothing happened.
Will: Ah. Well, we can't say nothing happened, Uncle Phil. You know, there was a couple of butt-naked honeys scattered around that place.
Lieutenant Hendricks: You know, when the press gets ahold of this, they're gonna have a field day. Lock them up.
Will: Oh, all right, I guess you just gonna do us like this, huh, bro? Just like that? I guess you wasn't at the Million Man March, huh? [as the masseuses walk by] Wait a minute. Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. This cell ain't full yet. Hold up, hold up. My back. My back.