Carlton: This is just great. I can't believe I let you talk me into this. I hate you.
Will: Shh! The dude is out there. He's gonna hear us.
Carlton: Hear us? He's gonna kill us.
Will: That is if your breath don't kill us first. Damn, man. Don't you bring a mint when you go on a date?
Carlton: As a matter of fact, I do. They're in my pants pocket. You wanna go get them for me? Oh, this is ridiculous. Mad Dog. I'm sure he's nothing but a pussy cat. [opens the door and takes a look at Mad Dog] He's gonna eat me.
Will: And then he gonna floss with me.