Philip: We finally have the house all to ourselves. [kisses Vivian]
Hilary: Hi. Don't stop. Go on with whatever you're doing. Wait. Oh, my God. Ew. What were you doing? I don't even wanna think about it. Where's Geoffrey?
Vivian: He's got the night off.
Hilary: What about my dress?
Philip: I'm pretty sure he was wearing pants.
Hilary: [looking at Philip & Vivian on the couch] Eww.