Hilary: Will, let me handle this. Hi. As you probably already know, I'm Hilary Banks.
George: Who?
Hilary: Ha, ha! That's very funny. I would be really honored if you would be a guest on my show.
George: What is it with you people? First, you got Geraldo coming in here. Now, you know his head is as empty as Al Capone's vault. Then you had Montel. I told Montel, "Yeah, I'll do your show when you grow some hair." Now, listen, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told them. I'm not interested in doing tabloid television. I have my dignity and I have my self-respect.
Will: We got cash.
George: You got George.