Carlton: My life has been so pathetic.
Will: No, it hasn't. Well, yeah, it has. Who cares? It's over.
Carlton: When the elevator was falling and I thought we were gonna die, your life flashed before my eyes. If I only had your magic with the women.
Will: Come on, Carlton, all these years, man, haven't you caught on? I mean, half the battle is the lyrics you toss at the honeys.