Will: Look, Carlton, for the last time, no. I do not want a hypnotist at my bachelor party.
Carlton: But, Will, you don't know how incredibly cool it is.
Will: I don't want cool, fool. I want something simple. Just me and my boys barking like seals at naked women. [barking]
Carlton: But, Will, that's so politically incorrect. No one likes naked women anymore, believe me.
Will: Tell me again, why did I make you my best man?
Carlton: You said I'm like the brother you never had.
Will: No, no, I said you like the brother I never wanted.
Carlton: Look, Will, I put a lot of thought into this. The least you can do is keep an open mind.
Will: [sighs] All right, all right, fine. Maybe there is something to this hypnotism stuff. You are getting shorter. When you wake up, you will be very, very short. Damn, see, that stuff does work.