Will: Hey! What you doing? That wasn't in my script.
Lisa: Well, that kiss wasn't in mine.
Will: Oh, well, come on, baby. That was a ad-lib. All us good actors do it. That ain't personal. I might as well be kissing Flavor Flav, gold teeth and all.
Lisa: Will, the only person I want you kissing on is me.
Will: Whoa, hey, hey, hey, now, come on, baby, be fair. The only reason I even took this job was to put that ring on your finger and to make you happy. So if I have to crawl into bed with 10 beautiful woman that's just a sacrifice I'm gonna have to make.