Ashley: Wanna see Will's show? We have it on tape.
Philip: No, soap operas don't interest me.
Hilary: Oh, this one's hot, Daddy. See, Joan was having an affair with Carlos right behind her husband's back. Well, not that they were in the same room or anything. But Joan lied and told her husband she'd been working late at the office writing her memoirs.
Geoffrey: That reminds me, sir. Mrs. Banks called to say she'll be working late again with Professor Johnson at her office writing her book. [Philip downs his drink]