Quote from Philip in A Decent Proposal
Will: Oh, can you cut up my chicken finger for me, please? Vivian: Of course, dear. Will: Uncle Phil, my biscuit needs some butter. Philip: Then I suggest you butter it. Will: My God, man, I'm in a wheelchair. Philip: I've noticed. I've noticed a lot of things lately. Like you moping around here, acting all helpless. You can do some things for yourself, you know. Geoffrey: Sir, when you're finished eating, I've pre-pasted your toothbrush upstairs. Philip: Thank you, Geoffrey.