Will: But, you know, just hypothetically, you know... You know, if I was falling... You know, how would I know?
Philip: When I was going with your Aunt Vivian, I had a lot of nervous energy. Ha, ha. I used to get up every morning at dawn and run through the park.
Will: You used to jog?
Philip: That was a shortcut to the diner where she worked. The one sure way that I could tell that I was in love was that... You know those stupid, sappy love songs I used to make fun of, you know? Well, they started making sense. I mean, this one really did it for me. [sings] I've got sunshine on a cloudy day When it's cold outside I've got the month of May I guess you'll say What can make me feel this way? My girl Talkin' 'bout-
Will: [sobbing] All right, stop, Uncle Phil, stop.