Quote from Will in Will's Up a Dirt Road
Philip: How do you go from trying to make a little impression on Lisa to being sued by Jay Leno for $10 million? Will: Um... I'm goofy? But wait, wait. Come on, Uncle Phil, I am the victim here. That publisher took my pictures and used them for evil instead of good. I mean, he like Hugh Hefner. And I'm an innocent young girl from the Midwest. Philip: And you expect me to clean up this mess, huh? Will: Well, yeah, man. You know the routine. I do something stupid, you clean it all up. The only difference is this time, I didn't do nothing. Philip: I think you've taken troublemaking to a whole new plateau. Will: Wait a minute. Come on. You gotta know somebody down there. I mean, a cameraman, a makeup girl. Maybe you sentenced one of the guys in the band or something.