Will: Chan, you have offended my family. Now I must avenge my brother's death.
Mr. Yoshi: Having fun?
Will: Oh. Uh. Sorry. Listen, I was just...
Mr. Yoshi: That's okay, everybody likes to do that. What the heck happened to my coffee table?
Will: Uh, sorry about that. Hey, I'm Will Smith. I come to learn karate from the greatest, most revered master the martial arts world has ever known.
Mr. Yoshi: Oh, well, I...
Will: Hey, listen, man, I wanna be just like Steven Seagal.
Mr. Yoshi: Oh, you wanna be a bad actor. Ha-ha-ha. Yes, I can teach you the art of self-defense. But first you must learn the Japanese philosophies: patience, discipline.
Will: Yeah, that's cool, but can we hurry? I gotta whup somebody's butt quick.