Quote from Will in Will's Misery
Will: Autumn, my favorite time of the year. The leaves are falling and the hotties are pledging. Here I go, girl. Baby, if I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Get it? That's a double entendre. Savez-vous? Savez-vous?
Lisa: [speaks French]
Will: Oh, Grey Poupon to you too, girl. Hey, listen, what do you say we go have some dinner tonight? You know, escargots and all that.
Lisa: I don't think that will be a good idea. I'm pledging Kappa and we sisters have to stick together.
Carlton: That's right. Your lines won't work with us, mister.
Will: Lines? What are y'all talking about? These aren't lines. You know what? A woman cannot take it when a man is honest. Look, when I take a woman out, I'm 100 percent gentleman. Look, I'm... [Carlton and the sorority all parrot Will's line] opening car doors, paying for dinners.
All: And I treat a woman like a king treats a queen.
Will: Y'all remembered those, huh?